An Idiot

"Hey slow guy. Wait for me," shouted James(The Idiot).

"Why?" A reply came from exhausted John who was always furious at James foolishness.
"I want to check the time on your wrist watch."

"It's 2:00 p.m."

"I know that," said James. "I want to check something else."

Poor John had to stop. "What an irksome breed of monkey he is!" said John under his breath. James came towards John.

"When will the watch reach 2:01 p.m." said James.

"Why are you asking that?

"Actually my mom said that always do everything in one minute... So, I am waiting for one minute to check the time on my watch".