Blood Circulation

Teacher was explaining blood circulation: If I stood on my head, the blood will run into it.
Student: Yes madam.
Teacher: Then why is that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't flow into my feet?
Student: Because your feet are not empty.

Student And Teacher

Student: Teacher! Will you punish me for something that I have not done?
Teacher: No! Certainly not.
Student: Thank you! I did not do my homework today.

Ass House

Adam: John, don't ever live in this house, because asses live here.
John: How do you know this?
Adam: I know it because i have been living here for four years. :-)

An Idiot

"Hey slow guy. Wait for me," shouted James(The Idiot).

"Why?" A reply came from exhausted John who was always furious at James foolishness.
"I want to check the time on your wrist watch."

"It's 2:00 p.m."

"I know that," said James. "I want to check something else."

Poor John had to stop. "What an irksome breed of monkey he is!" said John under his breath. James came towards John.

"When will the watch reach 2:01 p.m." said James.

"Why are you asking that?

"Actually my mom said that always do everything in one minute... So, I am waiting for one minute to check the time on my watch".